Marvel’s The Avengers: Boomy Bangy Trash

Marvel's The Avengers

Image source. Copyright 2012, Paramount Pictures.

Evil aliens

Earth about to be destroyed

Superheroes rule

And with that haiku that took me two seconds to make, I have given a complete description of the uninspired, dull, half-baked piece of hackneyed trash otherwise known as Marvel’s The Avengers. Continue reading

Les Misérables: Glorious Pain

Les Miserables

Image source. Copyright Universal Pictures, 2012.

By most standards of “good moviemaking,” Tom Hooper’s 2012 adaptation of the hit Broadway musical should be a total flop. The acting is uneven, the length an eyesore, and as CinemaSins has effectively pointed out, the live singing flawed. Yet you just can’t bring yourself to dislike Les Mis. Continue reading